Hi, I'm Jessica!(=

Ask me now!(=   Jessica Ngai
San Francisco, CA
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a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

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— 1 month ago with 413640 notes

NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

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— 1 month ago with 504017 notes
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sales-aholic:

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free food?

plug:

sales-aholic:

On July 11th, you can score a FREE 7-Eleven Slurpee! To make this freebie even better, you can also score FREE snacks for an entire week from July 12th - 19th. Just download the 7-Eleven app on your smartphone to redeem these freebies. More details here. Enjoy :)

*As always when it comes to freebies, don’t forget to share with your friends and followers! For more freebies, check out the Sales-aholic Freebies page.

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free food?

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— 1 month ago with 27727 notes
sofapizza:

You thought I was asleep, didn’t you?
ACTING!

sofapizza:

You thought I was asleep, didn’t you?

ACTING!

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— 1 month ago with 32879 notes